Jay Leno

“I had a hunch that that um that Jack Welch was on my side. And when I when when they were having that meeting and I was listening in, I heard him say, 'Why don't we go with Leno? He seems funny. He seems to work good. Seems to be a hard worker. I like him.'”

“I did it twice. And the second time I heard Warren Littlefield say, you know, somehow I think Leno knows what goes on in this room.”

“I said, 'I'm number one.' You know what they said, Jay? We want what's above number one.”

“Dave never had the Tonight Show.”